Surprise!!! It's a Stripper!

She's a classy broad too!! Her "name" is Candy Houlihan (nice) and she gave all of the details about their sorted affair to the Boston Harold.  Candy is saying she hooked up with the New York Yankees star in 2004 and is spread eagle-ing the word about her two-night stand with A-Rod while he was in town playing the Rex Sox. Houlihan goes on to say that his wife "did the right thing" by filing for divorce..(awe...Candy's so thoughtful!) The "former" stripper now turn hairdresser adds, “A leopard doesn’t change his spots. Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she’ll probably get tons of cash.” (because that's what strippers care about..yes Candy, this is about the cash). Houlihan's story is that she went to the baseball game and was seated near the visitor's dugout. Her and her friends (stripper friends?) then started "hootin' and hollerin' at" A-Rod. She says, "We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us. But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’ ”. Of the affair, Houlihan pretends to care by saying, “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards. I’m not a bad person."  (DISH note to Candy...if you have to tell yourself or others that you are "not a bad person"... you should probably assume that statement is questionable...I'm Just Sayin'...) She does go on to say. "I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.” (So, Candy, are you saying you would not have touched him if you had been sober??? Come on now, honest!!!! After all, you are not a bad person!)

She continues, “I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot about that. It’s a little weird because he was a really nice guy.” (because he actually cares about your former athletic days...he cared about your current ability to do bedroom gymnastics!)

Candy then says she and her friends looked up info on A-Rod online the next day and were surprised to find out his wife was pregnant with their first child. She added, “We were all freaking out.” (Freaking out...meaning excited and happy for him and his WIFE or freaking out being upset and knowing you had potentially helped break up a family??)

Regardless....that little bit of info didn't stop her from hooking up with him AGAIN!

When A-Rod returned to town to play for the American League Championship Series, Candice met up with him and they had sex AGAIN! She adds, “He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win. I reversed the curse!” (Oh good..Thanks Candy for doing your part for Baseball.)

This is not the first time A-Rod has been caught with a stripper....last year he was caught in Toronto.

Note to Cynthia...I guess there could be some solace in finding out in the media that he's been with strippers rather than discovering there was something funky going on "down there" and finding out at the doctor's office. hhmm Either way...Sorry you are having to go through this. All the "your better off without him" and "you deserve better" just don't make the pain go away. Forget Lenny Kravitz, come hang with DISH! We'll help babysit and make you giggle over an awesome glass of wine! Bless you and the babies!

RandomLori Freese