Don't Tell Teresa Heinz or the Democrats, They'll Think it's a Consipricy, but the Tomatoes are Tainted

Wal-Mart has stopped selling them, McDonald's has stopped serving them and they killed a man here in Houston. These killer tomatoes are not from outer space, they are from...well it's unclear at this point, that is why everyone from Taco Bell (The proverbial border) to Outback Steak House (defines itself) has given up the red, juicy fruit. So far they are responsible for killing 16 people and at least 23 have been hospitalized.

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