Eva Longoria's from Texas...

And her hubby plays for a Texas team, so we can talk about her....

 Eva Longoria Parker said her teen nickname "Ugly Duckling": "I had the darkest skin in my family. Growing up without being beautiful, I relied on personality. I kind of developed a skill not to depend on anything superficial because I hadn't anything superficial to depend on."

Nothing like making up for lost time, huh Eva?

I wonder if she does Botox....