A Liar AND a Cheater AND Statutory Rapist?

I guess if you have one you should expect the other.... BUT RAPE??? Former Astro Roger Clemens allegedly has a new reason to

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be called "The Rocket"! The New York Daily News is reporting the seven-time Cy Young Award winner had a decade-long affair with country music star Mindy McCready. Get this, he was 28, married and she was 15!!!

Holy Statutory Bat man! Somebody's in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!