Just When we Thought we Could Not Get ANY More Shallow

We seem to have slid blissfully across the top of a puddle. There is a new book out called "My Beautiful New Mommy" and was written by a Florida plastic surgeon to help explain to young children why Mommy comes home battered, bruised, bandaged and "Prettier". A direct quote from the book is "Mommy's not different honey, just Prettier."

Here at DISH we are so grateful someone finally took the time to explain to children that beauty is not on the inside but at the end of a surgeon's knife. NICE!

P.S. We are not a hypocrite for getting Botox...just "Prettier"

RandomLori Freese