Machew is Branching Out...ish

The beautiful Texan who spends ALL of this time half naked on the beach has found a way to make some money out of that past time. He's coming out with his own line of beachwear! You can stay up with the bottom covers on his website.He "brags" that his mother didn't put bathing suits on him until he was 9 at the country club pool. um...yeah.... Anywho...GO CHEW!